Of course you survived.
Why else would you have this shirt?
All orders are shipped by USPS 4-10 days (7-14 outside of the United States).
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Items may be returned postmarked within 30 days of order. Items must be in received condition (not washed), & shipped at buyer's expense. Buyer has the option to receive a refund less shipping charges or exchange for another item and pay any additional shipping.
No returns will be accepted on sale items.